Jason Kincaid · Top Commenter · New York, New York
Those are balls.
Reply · 22 · · September 7 at 11:05am
Devin Coldewey · Top Commenter
this close they always look like iphones.
Reply · 8 · · September 7 at 11:19am
Ryan Takahashi · Top Commenter · Works at Youngevity
Because everything is a square. When they make round or triangle phone, then things wont look like "iphones"
Reply · · September 7 at 12:23pm
Sardar Mohkim Khan · Top Commenter · Associate Consultant at Creative Chaos
You fancy balls? s
Reply · · September 7 at 12:24pm
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Tim Meesseman · Top Commenter · Marketing & Sales Manager at Allegra Marketing • Print • Mail | Aiken, SC
Awesome! So it's confirmed the iPhone 5 is a black rectangle!
Come on, guys... slow news day?
Reply · 18 · · September 7 at 11:22am
Greg Kumparak · Top Commenter
I just rang the office's "Someone suggests it's a slow news day" bell in your honor.
Reply · 19 · · September 7 at 11:28am
Max Woolf · Top Commenter · Carnegie Mellon University
What other bells do the TC offices have? "Someone uses ad hominem against author" bell? "Someone comments on MG's Apple fetish" bell?
Reply · 3 · · September 7 at 11:36am
Standup Steve
Wow TechCrunch, mocking your own readers. Nice.
Reply · 5 · · September 7 at 12:39pm
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Shaun Robert Connell · Top Commenter
This place has just gotten weird lately.
Reply · 6 · · September 7 at 12:32pm
Doug Wolfgram · Top Commenter
Arrington gone, Huffington in, and this is the schlock journalism we get. geesh... Remember when TechCrunch actually reported interesting news?
Reply · 5 · · September 7 at 12:19pm
Sheena Allana · Top Commenter · UC Davis
yep, 3 hours ago. :P
Reply · · September 7 at 3:21pm
Sam Sabri · Pacific Union
Is anyone forcing you to read?
Reply · · September 7 at 10:06pm
Jason Parry · San Jose, California
Reminds me more of this :) http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5828793/lets-enhance-montage.
Reply · 2 · · September 7 at 2:03pm
Jason Bauman · Top Commenter · Indiana Wesleyan
Other site blows up an (actual) photograph, TC claims they're making stuff up.
TC runs an article about 40% of a product being returned citing an single un-named source, a "fact" that is practically impossible in the retail world, TC says "OMG it's Valid!"
Reply · 1 · · September 7 at 12:36pm
Sheena Allana · Top Commenter · UC Davis
Really dude, did you even look at the picture? It could be like any fricking camera in that picture.
Reply · · September 7 at 3:22pm
Jason Bauman · Top Commenter · Indiana Wesleyan
Sheena Allana That's not the point. The point is that this site (often) publishes stories with an even slimmer grasp of reality than this story, so them calling it out like this doesn't make much sense.
Reply · · September 7 at 8:03pm
Niel Robertson · CEO at TRADA
Reminds me more of this scene in Bladerunner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkcU0gwZUdg.
Reply · 1 · · September 7 at 7:54pm
Drew Dillon
Missed an easy one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs.
Reply · 1 · · September 7 at 11:03am
Michael Boyd · 20 years old
I see a fat penguin holding a cup.
It has black fur, a white tummy, two white eyes, two black ears, and the cup has a handle in front of it's body.
Cute.
Reply · 1 · · September 7 at 11:56am
Paul Anthony Williams · Glasgow Caledonian University
I also see a fat penguin, the cup is kinda greeny.
Reply · · September 7 at 3:26pm
Francisco Javier Lopez · Top Commenter · Zendesk Admin at Versata
lol @ this apple iphone mania.
I can tell you that it will look like the following.
iPhone 4
Mystery solved.
Reply · 1 · · September 7 at 11:41am
Fadi Fakhouri · Works at Microsoft
Stop wasting our time with bad articles, you are turning to be a waste of time...
Reply · 1 · · September 7 at 1:07pm
Kris Hall · Redmond, Washington
lol wow...
Reply · · September 7 at 1:09pm
Sa Ma · Top Commenter · San Francisco, California
Obviously the reflection is an Intentional leak by apple :P
Reply · 1 · · September 7 at 5:00pm
Arash Zolfaghari
Apple tantelizing folks to have sushi :-)
Reply · · September 7 at 5:41pm
Nick Fleker Felker · Top Commenter
This just proves that reflective objects reflect.
Reply · 1 · · September 7 at 11:58am
Max Woolf · Top Commenter · Carnegie Mellon University
I demand a 15 page thesis on this hypothesis.
Reply · · September 7 at 2:38pm
Nick Fleker Felker · Top Commenter
There's no need. I already have a patent for reflecting.
Reply · · September 7 at 4:43pm
Nalin Mittal · San Francisco, California
Fascinating!
Reply · 1 · · September 7 at 3:20pm
Tyler Arnold · Austin, Texas
I think I see Arrington in the reflection near the wasabi..
Reply · · September 12 at 12:22pm
Tibi Neagu
Actually this is one of the funniest articles I've read in a while! And it speaks to me, since I agree that trying to process some photo hoping you'll get a good enough representation of the hardware that took it is beyond childish.
Reply · · September 8 at 3:09am
Emanuele Ricci · Lucca, Italy
Can you please tell my why are you making this free ads for Apple? Really, why? Did they pay well? Because normally on Apple you can only make rumor's news, now also this crappy shit? Everything to talk about apple... Maybe it's not so bad if TechCrunch will die...
Reply · · September 7 at 1:06pm
Alessandro Dell · Owner at Yarns of Italy
thank for the quote from Kevin Smith!
you are great!
P.s. I cannot see anything in the reflection, besides a donkey drinking from a glass of coke :-)
Reply · · September 7 at 11:33am
Raphael Ribas · Software engineer at Google
I think the point is how far people are going with this obsession. They should just stop wasting this much time and wait till the freaking phone is out.
Reply · · September 7 at 2:28pm
Lucas Piva Correa · Top Commenter · IME-USP
Toda vez que eu penso em comentar seriamente em qualquer coisa na internet, eu paro, respiro, conto até 10 e desisto =P
Reply · 2 · · September 7 at 2:57pm
Raphael Ribas · Software engineer at Google
Lucas Piva Correa Poise, vai que alguém que vc conhece pessoalmente veja o post =P
Reply · · September 7 at 8:01pm
Dushyant Bing · Top Commenter · Surat, Gujarat
*there's a bit of sweat racing down my back towards my ass crack like luke Skywalker approaching the death star.*.
Reply · · September 7 at 2:39pm
Alex Planter · Founder, Chairman & CEO at Elguacamole.mx
Fuck that
Reply · · September 13 at 10:33pm
Tom Geary · Top Commenter
We'll just have to wait for MG to get back from the bathroom to find out his take...
Reply · · September 7 at 12:31pm
Peter Zan · Top Commenter · The University of San Francisco
Looks like Zuckerberg is taking the photo.
Reply · · September 7 at 1:28pm
Jason Almenas
... Really.
Reply · · September 7 at 11:31am
Jonas van Neurenberg
no they are all wrong, it's clearly the iPad 3!
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